???: I am Devyn but you can just call me Ddstar1214
News reporter: Ooooooooki so Ddstar1214 *stops for breath* who do you think was the mastermind behind this?
Ddstar1214: I saw this pigeon jump into a briefcase then the briefcase started shooting lasers at ME!!!
News reporter: So what are you trying to say here?
Ddstar1214: I AM SAYING THE PIGEON IS THE MASTERMIND U DUMMY!!!!!!! *SLAPS THE NEWS REPORTER IN THE FACE!!!*
News reporter: *OWWWCHHH!!* Y u slap me for?
Ddstar1214: BECAUSE UR SUCH AN I D I O T!!
News reporter: *mutters to himself* you are the one who is stupid pigeons won’t harm anyone!
*Ddstar1214 runs off screaming “THE BRIEFCASE IS BACK!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKK!!!!!!!”
News reporter turns around and sees a briefcase shooting lasers at everyone News reporter: That’s just phony Imma off to find another person!! *he skips along as he finds another person screaming News reporter: HELLOOO, HEELLOO!!!! Screaming person stops and turns around News reporter: Hello there I am…
???: I KNOW WHO U ARE I AM JADE!!!!! JUST SAVE MEE!!!
News reporter: From what and anyways I am just a News reporter nothing else.
Jade: *eagle sound* CAWWWW!!!!
News reporter: BBBBAAAAIIII!!! These people are krazy krazy oh look over there she looks sensible!
???:*she turns around* I’M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MAN!!!!
News reporter: *SCREAMS* and sprints away saying WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT???!!!! She has been affected by the Nuke!!! Sees a pidgeotto hop into a briefcase looks at the news reporter and presses rocket botton the news reporter says: I AM QUITTING THE JOB!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
???: I WILL REPLACE YOU!!!!!! HELLO I AM BANANA!!!! YOUR NEW NEWS REPORTER TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE!!!
A kitty watching world wide news says: meow meow meow! (means …. The world is about to end!!!)
BANANA: THE BANANA TRIBE WINS AGAINST THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE AGAIN!!!!!! BANANAS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANANA: *throws a Eden at the camera*
Camera Persons: BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP SORRY WE ARE TRYING TO TRAIN THE NEW NEWS REPORTER COME BACK IN 21 YEARS!!!! BYE!
Aleena: NO DOWNT GO YET HEWO I IS AWEENA I WOVE BES STAWW
BANANA: NO I AM THE STAR GET OFF THE SET!!!
Aleena: NO I IS STAWWWWWWWWW *pushes BANANA*
Aleena: HEWO I IZ STAWWW TODAY WE IZ IN PA POOPING SAMMIE LAMMY!!! TEWL US ABOUT PAPOSION BWAAAAAADEN!!!!
Braaaaaaaaaaaden: PAPOSION LIKE ME!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOO
Braaaaaaaaaaaden’s mum:Braaaaaaaden! Oh not again Braaaaaaden I got sweets!!
Braaaaaaaaaaden: Oh I wantz a sweetz BRBYB!!!!
Aleena: BWAAAADEN U NOWT SOPESED TWO SAY DAT!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: Ohw ok BRBYMF!!!
Aleena: NO DOWNT SMAS CAMEWA!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: BAIW!!!! *screams at camera camera breaks from the noise*
R.I.P Camera and Camera Man… You lived a good life.
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