Wednesday, 24 May 2017

Pigeon Impossible Script!!!

News Reporter: Hello and welcome to World Wide News! Today we are interviewing victims of the Nuke Hello miss who are you?

???: I am Devyn but you can just call me Ddstar1214

News reporter: Ooooooooki so Ddstar1214 *stops for breath* who do you think was the mastermind behind this?

Ddstar1214: I saw this pigeon jump into a briefcase then the briefcase started shooting lasers at ME!!!

News reporter: So what are you trying to say here?

Ddstar1214: I AM SAYING THE PIGEON IS THE MASTERMIND U DUMMY!!!!!!! *SLAPS THE NEWS REPORTER IN THE FACE!!!*

News reporter: *OWWWCHHH!!* Y u slap me for?

Ddstar1214: BECAUSE UR SUCH AN I D I O T!!

News reporter: *mutters to himself* you are the one who is stupid pigeons won’t harm anyone!

*Ddstar1214 runs off screaming “THE BRIEFCASE IS BACK!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKK!!!!!!!”

News reporter turns around and sees a briefcase shooting lasers at everyone News reporter: That’s just phony Imma off to find another person!! *he skips along as he finds another person screaming News reporter: HELLOOO, HEELLOO!!!! Screaming person stops and turns around News reporter: Hello there I am…

???: I KNOW WHO U ARE I AM JADE!!!!! JUST SAVE MEE!!!

News reporter: From what and anyways I am just a News reporter nothing else.

Jade: *eagle sound* CAWWWW!!!!

News reporter: BBBBAAAAIIII!!! These people are krazy krazy oh look over there she looks sensible!

???:*she turns around* I’M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MAN!!!!

News reporter: *SCREAMS* and sprints away saying WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT???!!!! She has been affected by the Nuke!!! Sees a pidgeotto hop into a briefcase looks at the news reporter and presses rocket botton the news reporter says: I AM QUITTING THE JOB!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

???: I WILL REPLACE YOU!!!!!! HELLO I AM BANANA!!!! YOUR NEW NEWS REPORTER TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE!!!

A kitty watching world wide news says: meow meow meow! (means …. The world is about to end!!!)

BANANA: THE BANANA TRIBE WINS AGAINST THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE AGAIN!!!!!! BANANAS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANANA: *throws a Eden at the camera*

Camera Persons: BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP SORRY WE ARE TRYING TO TRAIN THE NEW NEWS REPORTER COME BACK IN 21 YEARS!!!! BYE!

Aleena:  NO DOWNT GO YET HEWO I IS AWEENA I WOVE BES STAWW

BANANA: NO I AM THE STAR GET OFF THE SET!!!

Aleena: NO I IS STAWWWWWWWWW *pushes BANANA*

Aleena: HEWO I IZ STAWWW TODAY WE IZ IN PA POOPING SAMMIE LAMMY!!! TEWL US ABOUT PAPOSION BWAAAAAADEN!!!!

Braaaaaaaaaaaden: PAPOSION LIKE ME!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOO

Braaaaaaaaaaaden’s mum:Braaaaaaaden! Oh not again Braaaaaaden I got sweets!!

Braaaaaaaaaaden: Oh I wantz a sweetz BRBYB!!!!

Aleena: BWAAAADEN U NOWT SOPESED TWO SAY DAT!!!

Braaaaaaaaden: Ohw ok BRBYMF!!!

Aleena: NO DOWNT SMAS CAMEWA!!!

Braaaaaaaaden: BAIW!!!! *screams at camera camera breaks from the noise*

 R.I.P Camera and Camera Man… You lived a good life.

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