Sunday, 11 June 2017

The Cross Crunchie

Alina: Hello and welcome to World Wide News yes I know no one has been watching this news since the camera exploded 17 years ago but I am Alina the little baby that became the “stawww” you might remember me but you might not, Anyways let's get going with the news shall we?

Alina: Who are you?

Devin: I am Devin of Trunswick

Alina: Oh I am so so sorry I…

Devin: JK! I am Devin Thurshell

Alina: So how was your Cross Country?

Devin: Really Really Really Tiring and Disgusting there are like mud sinkholes in the way of running but otherwise boring at least we had Cross Crunchies and Sausages

Alina: Ok then.. How did you feel when you accomplished the Cross Country?

Devin: Happy that the nightmare was over but was bored when we had to wait for others I crossed the finish line with Georgia beside me 2 seconds behind Chloe.

Alina: Thank you Devin for your time. Let's interview hmmm that person over there!! Hello I am Alina from World Wide News!
Edon: Well that is something I haven’t heard of in a really long time.

Alina: *becomes frustrated and turns bright red* Just Shut Up And Answer The Questions

Edon: Ok Ok so wat do u wanna know?

Alina: *says in a sinister voice* EVERYTHING.

Edon: *SCREAMS and runs*

Alina: What? Hey! Come back here I need to know about your experience! *mutters* Why did she run away from me?! That is not acceptable I have to be able to continue this job! *turns around and gives a nervous chuckle at the camera* Moving On!

Alina: … Hmmm… ooh! She looks like a good choice to interview!

Taria: *humming a song*

Alina: HI I AM ALINA WHO ARE YOU AND I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU ON WHAT YOUR CROSS COUNTRY WAS LIKE!!!!!!

Taria: *SCREAMS and turns around* What… do… you… want? You Disturbed Me Do You See What I’m Trying To Do Here?

Alina: No But Come Here! Tell Me How You Did!, Which Place Did You Get?

Taria: If I Just Do Your Stupid Interview Will You Just Leave Me Alone!!!???

Alina: YES!!!

Taria: Fine Then I Will Do Your Stupid Interview But If You Do Anything Like This Ever Again. You. Are. Dead. (Makes a Slitting Throat Sign)

Alina: YAY!!!

Taria: Ok Fine What Do You Want? Why Did You Interrupt Me? What Is So Important? WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LETTING ME EAT MY CRUNCHIE IN PEACE???!!!!

Alina: Everything Plus No one Likes Crunchies See *takes crunchie and waves around the air*

(in the background rumbling)

Alina: *turns around to see all people who competed running after her* Uh Oh…. I Was Wrong… I NEED TO RUN!!!!!

Taria: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!

Alina: *screams*

*All People Chase Alina Through The Track Of Cross Country*

Alina: *Throws The Crunchie At Camera The Camera Breaks… Again*

*Last Thing You Hear Is Screams Then Silence*

Alina: *Picks Up Camera Then Determination Chara Response Starts Playing* Music Video With ANIMATIONS!!!

Alina: I’m gonna break you to pieces just like the people who chased me. *She Punches Camera, Camera Breaks To Pieces*
Alina:I Just Love Undertale Too Much.

Raven: *Is Watching The News and Is Terrified By What He Just Saw*

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