Sunday, 15 October 2017
Space Hour Of Code
Today is the first day of term 4 we did an hour of code, I did it with my partner Jamie. It was cool to play around with the codes! :3
Monday, 31 July 2017
That day that I love.
OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's term 3!!!!!!! Term of Athletics Day!!!!! I don't like the actual athletics but athletics championships thingy!!!!! Ever since last year I loved Athletics Championships because I won my FIRST ever CSNS award a silver medal skipped the bronze right to the silver I was really proud,
It felt good winning that medal when I was a little white belt I gotten teased at a Taekwondo tournament ever since then I never entered any sports tournaments or competitions I was too afraid I believed what that little girl said about me, I thought that I was the worst failure to ever exist I still do even after 4 years I hate myself for how I am.
(I even in year 3 I thought of committing suicide I told my dad that I wanted to die and I was completely 100% serious and even worse I could think of nothing but that for 2 weeks.) :(
Now I love athletics championships! Yay! :D (those are happy faces if you didn't know if you don't see them look sideways at those weird symbols!) But whatevs I'm over with that idea of committing suicide now! :D well actually kinda not… Well I will not let your Chloe die now! Now IF I did kill myself what would you guys read!? ;3 Anyways moving on! :D
So this year what am I going to do you ask? Well last year I did hmmm… What was it oh yea right it was discus that was my first like sports thing that wasn't for the whole school I was just calm with doing this.
Mr R showed us how to throw that disc we had to motion as if we were going to throw but didn't we caught the disc not really grabbing it but slightly grabbing we did that 3 times then on the 3rd time we threw with all of our might I threw that with all of that hatred for Gypsy Lee I don't think that her name even deserves to be in my writing at all.
Gypsy Lee ditched me last year and seriously she's creepy last year she bring a doll to camp it looked like Annabelle yes I said it Annabelle it kept falling onto my face at night I hated it I didn't get any sleep at all for the 2 nights we've been there, she also took my books at the end of the year before I put them into my bag I went to toilet it was a few days before end of school term 3 she took my books and hid them I came back being mad that she did that she kept saying that it was not her with a smile on her face.
The disc sliced through the air I watched in awe because I didn't realise how much a flying disc looked like a donut the similarity amazed me… (Insert cricket noise here.) what? Seriously it looked like a donut I was hungry at that time so yea I was interested... ...lol (Awkward Silence) ummmmmmmm let's move on ok?! Yea let's move on. :)
Then suddenly I heard my name being called. The space around me changed into the hall and I saw Mr Kennedy and everyone around me I walked slowly up to the front of the hall I gratefully accepted my certificate and my medal my first one in years even though I only have one medal from years ago. I loved the feeling of standing up there I smiled really hardly and that is the end of this story.
It felt good winning that medal when I was a little white belt I gotten teased at a Taekwondo tournament ever since then I never entered any sports tournaments or competitions I was too afraid I believed what that little girl said about me, I thought that I was the worst failure to ever exist I still do even after 4 years I hate myself for how I am.
(I even in year 3 I thought of committing suicide I told my dad that I wanted to die and I was completely 100% serious and even worse I could think of nothing but that for 2 weeks.) :(
Now I love athletics championships! Yay! :D (those are happy faces if you didn't know if you don't see them look sideways at those weird symbols!) But whatevs I'm over with that idea of committing suicide now! :D well actually kinda not… Well I will not let your Chloe die now! Now IF I did kill myself what would you guys read!? ;3 Anyways moving on! :D
So this year what am I going to do you ask? Well last year I did hmmm… What was it oh yea right it was discus that was my first like sports thing that wasn't for the whole school I was just calm with doing this.
Mr R showed us how to throw that disc we had to motion as if we were going to throw but didn't we caught the disc not really grabbing it but slightly grabbing we did that 3 times then on the 3rd time we threw with all of our might I threw that with all of that hatred for Gypsy Lee I don't think that her name even deserves to be in my writing at all.
Gypsy Lee ditched me last year and seriously she's creepy last year she bring a doll to camp it looked like Annabelle yes I said it Annabelle it kept falling onto my face at night I hated it I didn't get any sleep at all for the 2 nights we've been there, she also took my books at the end of the year before I put them into my bag I went to toilet it was a few days before end of school term 3 she took my books and hid them I came back being mad that she did that she kept saying that it was not her with a smile on her face.
The disc sliced through the air I watched in awe because I didn't realise how much a flying disc looked like a donut the similarity amazed me… (Insert cricket noise here.) what? Seriously it looked like a donut I was hungry at that time so yea I was interested... ...lol (Awkward Silence) ummmmmmmm let's move on ok?! Yea let's move on. :)
Then suddenly I heard my name being called. The space around me changed into the hall and I saw Mr Kennedy and everyone around me I walked slowly up to the front of the hall I gratefully accepted my certificate and my medal my first one in years even though I only have one medal from years ago. I loved the feeling of standing up there I smiled really hardly and that is the end of this story.
Sunday, 2 July 2017
3 Way Conference Explanation
A 3 Way learning Conference Is A Conference that could be done in 3 ways it's a meeting about learning, a conversation about learning explaining about how things work and also a 3 way conference could be used in schools as a meeting to meet up with the parents.
At night the kids will come with the parents there will be a time that the parents can select so the teacher could meet up with the parents at that time, When The Parents Arrive the Teachers welcome the parents warmly then the conference begins it starts with the teacher/Teachers explaining how the kid acts in class then it goes on from there explaining how we learn and what we learn and what that kid’s goals are. In this conference everything was organised by the Teachers, you don't get to show what you want, When the teacher says something bad about you in this one all you feel is pressure since you aren't supposed to say anything it's hard to take in.
Conferences in class time are… New been just made by our class (We Are Making History , Yay!!!) The Kid who is being conferenced has time to plan what the conference is going to be like as in, What comes first, What you want to show and talking to your parents about what you want to talk about in learning but once again… The Parent has to book the time again but no matter with that if you are a person who is good at planning your Conference is gonna go Great! But if not.. It's still gonna go great! That's basically it.
At night the kids will come with the parents there will be a time that the parents can select so the teacher could meet up with the parents at that time, When The Parents Arrive the Teachers welcome the parents warmly then the conference begins it starts with the teacher/Teachers explaining how the kid acts in class then it goes on from there explaining how we learn and what we learn and what that kid’s goals are. In this conference everything was organised by the Teachers, you don't get to show what you want, When the teacher says something bad about you in this one all you feel is pressure since you aren't supposed to say anything it's hard to take in.
Conferences in class time are… New been just made by our class (We Are Making History , Yay!!!) The Kid who is being conferenced has time to plan what the conference is going to be like as in, What comes first, What you want to show and talking to your parents about what you want to talk about in learning but once again… The Parent has to book the time again but no matter with that if you are a person who is good at planning your Conference is gonna go Great! But if not.. It's still gonna go great! That's basically it.
End Of Explanation
So That's It For Today Guys!
Sorry that it wasn't really an Explanation!
😅I can't make Explanations that well!😅
I Hope You Enjoyed This ‘Explanation!’
Bye Bye!
Sunday, 11 June 2017
The Cross Crunchie
Alina: Hello and welcome to World Wide News yes I know no one has been watching this news since the camera exploded 17 years ago but I am Alina the little baby that became the “stawww” you might remember me but you might not, Anyways let's get going with the news shall we?
Alina: Who are you?
Devin: I am Devin of Trunswick
Alina: Oh I am so so sorry I…
Devin: JK! I am Devin Thurshell
Alina: So how was your Cross Country?
Devin: Really Really Really Tiring and Disgusting there are like mud sinkholes in the way of running but otherwise boring at least we had Cross Crunchies and Sausages
Alina: Ok then.. How did you feel when you accomplished the Cross Country?
Devin: Happy that the nightmare was over but was bored when we had to wait for others I crossed the finish line with Georgia beside me 2 seconds behind Chloe.
Alina: Thank you Devin for your time. Let's interview hmmm that person over there!! Hello I am Alina from World Wide News!
Edon: Well that is something I haven’t heard of in a really long time.
Alina: *becomes frustrated and turns bright red* Just Shut Up And Answer The Questions
Edon: Ok Ok so wat do u wanna know?
Alina: *says in a sinister voice* EVERYTHING.
Edon: *SCREAMS and runs*
Alina: What? Hey! Come back here I need to know about your experience! *mutters* Why did she run away from me?! That is not acceptable I have to be able to continue this job! *turns around and gives a nervous chuckle at the camera* Moving On!
Alina: … Hmmm… ooh! She looks like a good choice to interview!
Taria: *humming a song*
Alina: HI I AM ALINA WHO ARE YOU AND I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU ON WHAT YOUR CROSS COUNTRY WAS LIKE!!!!!!
Taria: *SCREAMS and turns around* What… do… you… want? You Disturbed Me Do You See What I’m Trying To Do Here?
Alina: No But Come Here! Tell Me How You Did!, Which Place Did You Get?
Taria: If I Just Do Your Stupid Interview Will You Just Leave Me Alone!!!???
Alina: YES!!!
Taria: Fine Then I Will Do Your Stupid Interview But If You Do Anything Like This Ever Again. You. Are. Dead. (Makes a Slitting Throat Sign)
Alina: YAY!!!
Taria: Ok Fine What Do You Want? Why Did You Interrupt Me? What Is So Important? WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LETTING ME EAT MY CRUNCHIE IN PEACE???!!!!
Alina: Everything Plus No one Likes Crunchies See *takes crunchie and waves around the air*
(in the background rumbling)
Alina: *turns around to see all people who competed running after her* Uh Oh…. I Was Wrong… I NEED TO RUN!!!!!
Taria: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Alina: *screams*
*All People Chase Alina Through The Track Of Cross Country*
Alina: *Throws The Crunchie At Camera The Camera Breaks… Again*
*Last Thing You Hear Is Screams Then Silence*
Alina: *Picks Up Camera Then Determination Chara Response Starts Playing* Music Video With ANIMATIONS!!!
Alina: I’m gonna break you to pieces just like the people who chased me. *She Punches Camera, Camera Breaks To Pieces*
Alina:
I Just Love Undertale Too Much.
Raven: *Is Watching The News and Is Terrified By What He Just Saw*
Alina: Who are you?
Devin: I am Devin of Trunswick
Alina: Oh I am so so sorry I…
Devin: JK! I am Devin Thurshell
Alina: So how was your Cross Country?
Devin: Really Really Really Tiring and Disgusting there are like mud sinkholes in the way of running but otherwise boring at least we had Cross Crunchies and Sausages
Alina: Ok then.. How did you feel when you accomplished the Cross Country?
Devin: Happy that the nightmare was over but was bored when we had to wait for others I crossed the finish line with Georgia beside me 2 seconds behind Chloe.
Alina: Thank you Devin for your time. Let's interview hmmm that person over there!! Hello I am Alina from World Wide News!
Edon: Well that is something I haven’t heard of in a really long time.
Alina: *becomes frustrated and turns bright red* Just Shut Up And Answer The Questions
Edon: Ok Ok so wat do u wanna know?
Alina: *says in a sinister voice* EVERYTHING.
Edon: *SCREAMS and runs*
Alina: What? Hey! Come back here I need to know about your experience! *mutters* Why did she run away from me?! That is not acceptable I have to be able to continue this job! *turns around and gives a nervous chuckle at the camera* Moving On!
Alina: … Hmmm… ooh! She looks like a good choice to interview!
Taria: *humming a song*
Alina: HI I AM ALINA WHO ARE YOU AND I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU ON WHAT YOUR CROSS COUNTRY WAS LIKE!!!!!!
Taria: *SCREAMS and turns around* What… do… you… want? You Disturbed Me Do You See What I’m Trying To Do Here?
Alina: No But Come Here! Tell Me How You Did!, Which Place Did You Get?
Taria: If I Just Do Your Stupid Interview Will You Just Leave Me Alone!!!???
Alina: YES!!!
Taria: Fine Then I Will Do Your Stupid Interview But If You Do Anything Like This Ever Again. You. Are. Dead. (Makes a Slitting Throat Sign)
Alina: YAY!!!
Taria: Ok Fine What Do You Want? Why Did You Interrupt Me? What Is So Important? WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LETTING ME EAT MY CRUNCHIE IN PEACE???!!!!
Alina: Everything Plus No one Likes Crunchies See *takes crunchie and waves around the air*
(in the background rumbling)
Alina: *turns around to see all people who competed running after her* Uh Oh…. I Was Wrong… I NEED TO RUN!!!!!
Taria: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Alina: *screams*
*All People Chase Alina Through The Track Of Cross Country*
Alina: *Throws The Crunchie At Camera The Camera Breaks… Again*
*Last Thing You Hear Is Screams Then Silence*
Alina: *Picks Up Camera Then Determination Chara Response Starts Playing* Music Video With ANIMATIONS!!!
Alina: I’m gonna break you to pieces just like the people who chased me. *She Punches Camera, Camera Breaks To Pieces*
Alina:
I Just Love Undertale Too Much.Raven: *Is Watching The News and Is Terrified By What He Just Saw*
Tuesday, 30 May 2017
My First Road Ride!!!
My heart was racing I was close to dying right there on the spot cuz of excitement I WAS GOING ON MY FIRST ROAD RIDE!!! I was wondering how is Eden, Dev and Nga going to feel when they do this I was a bit gloomy because we gotten separated into different groups for the road ride those three were lucky they ended up in the same group they were in group 2 going after morning tea was in group 1 going after the roll at least Kayd was with me.
This is me in bike training
Photo
We sprinted to the turf where our bikes were kept Kayd kept asking me where my bike was and then I put my head in the clouds again I took my bike and wheeled it down to the quad in front of the middles and seniors classes we saw parents very few of them there with their bikes there was a really long line of bikes I popped into one of the spaces there next to Eva, Kayd followed and stood next to me with his bike then Phil the person who was teaching us about bike safety came and talked to us with the other person who was teaching us the police Constable McFlinn,
They were talking about what we needed to remember when we were on the road like when you are about to turn left take out your left hand indicator when you want to go around a roundabout the one going to the right goes first, when you are about to ride on your bike sit on your bike the look back over your right shoulder and shout “CLEAR!!!” Before you go, when you pass a car look into the back windscreen look into the Drivers window if they are no there look behind you and shout “CLEAR!!!” Again, Ride one meter away from the footpath and reminding us about the safety rules.
After what seemed like one hour we took off the front of the line walking their bikes out of the school gates first I felt my heart beating like a drum as we became the third group to go on the road we headed into the bike lane and checked behind us for any cars I shouted “CLEAR!!!” Just as a car passed the lady in front of us leading the group said “We aren't supposed to say clear yet.” My face turned bright red even though I couldn't see it I could feel it. “I MESSED UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!! So embarrassing!” We looked behind us then we were able to go we shouted “CLEAR!!!!” Then we took off I nearly screamed!!!
*Don’t worry the beeps are not swear words*
I turned onto Marne Street and poked out my left hand indicator and then turned left then we stopped by the Chinese dairy the my mum loves to go to, Phil told us what to do then we were off again after that we rode over to the entrance of Ake Ake Ave where I BEEEEEEEEPPP I was so happy we passed my BEEEEEEPPP and then we rode on and went down to the no exit block I didn't even know that was there before! Even though I BEEEEEEPPPPP BEEEEPPPP we rode down the place then went around in a circle looking into the back windscreens and shouting “CLEAR!!!!” I didn't really pay attention to the next car parked beside me cuz I was daydreaming as soon as I woke from doing so I realized that I passed a car I shouted “CLEAR!!!” But I was too late “Oh gosh I forgotten” I heard other people shout behind me we rode until the College Street roundabout and then we stopped and parked our bikes onto the sidewalk and watched the cars in the roundabout. We watched the cars doing their indications and we clapped when they did their indications properly when they didn't we stared at them peoplez.
Soon we had to go back all of the groups rode back in the bike lane safely back to school none of us have been squashed or run over I was sad because I loved the road ride so exciting and terrifying a the same time like the super bowl in the LIDO, even though I loved the road ride and I know the road rules my mum and dad will NEVER let me ride on the road to school even if they swore I was allowed too I will never be allowed.
Well that’s it for today guys thanks for reading!!! And stay tuned for the next blog post BYE!!! ❤️
This is me in bike training
Photo
We sprinted to the turf where our bikes were kept Kayd kept asking me where my bike was and then I put my head in the clouds again I took my bike and wheeled it down to the quad in front of the middles and seniors classes we saw parents very few of them there with their bikes there was a really long line of bikes I popped into one of the spaces there next to Eva, Kayd followed and stood next to me with his bike then Phil the person who was teaching us about bike safety came and talked to us with the other person who was teaching us the police Constable McFlinn,
They were talking about what we needed to remember when we were on the road like when you are about to turn left take out your left hand indicator when you want to go around a roundabout the one going to the right goes first, when you are about to ride on your bike sit on your bike the look back over your right shoulder and shout “CLEAR!!!” Before you go, when you pass a car look into the back windscreen look into the Drivers window if they are no there look behind you and shout “CLEAR!!!” Again, Ride one meter away from the footpath and reminding us about the safety rules.
After what seemed like one hour we took off the front of the line walking their bikes out of the school gates first I felt my heart beating like a drum as we became the third group to go on the road we headed into the bike lane and checked behind us for any cars I shouted “CLEAR!!!” Just as a car passed the lady in front of us leading the group said “We aren't supposed to say clear yet.” My face turned bright red even though I couldn't see it I could feel it. “I MESSED UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!! So embarrassing!” We looked behind us then we were able to go we shouted “CLEAR!!!!” Then we took off I nearly screamed!!!
*Don’t worry the beeps are not swear words*
I turned onto Marne Street and poked out my left hand indicator and then turned left then we stopped by the Chinese dairy the my mum loves to go to, Phil told us what to do then we were off again after that we rode over to the entrance of Ake Ake Ave where I BEEEEEEEEPPP I was so happy we passed my BEEEEEEPPP and then we rode on and went down to the no exit block I didn't even know that was there before! Even though I BEEEEEEPPPPP BEEEEPPPP we rode down the place then went around in a circle looking into the back windscreens and shouting “CLEAR!!!!” I didn't really pay attention to the next car parked beside me cuz I was daydreaming as soon as I woke from doing so I realized that I passed a car I shouted “CLEAR!!!” But I was too late “Oh gosh I forgotten” I heard other people shout behind me we rode until the College Street roundabout and then we stopped and parked our bikes onto the sidewalk and watched the cars in the roundabout. We watched the cars doing their indications and we clapped when they did their indications properly when they didn't we stared at them peoplez.
Soon we had to go back all of the groups rode back in the bike lane safely back to school none of us have been squashed or run over I was sad because I loved the road ride so exciting and terrifying a the same time like the super bowl in the LIDO, even though I loved the road ride and I know the road rules my mum and dad will NEVER let me ride on the road to school even if they swore I was allowed too I will never be allowed.
Well that’s it for today guys thanks for reading!!! And stay tuned for the next blog post BYE!!! ❤️
Wednesday, 24 May 2017
Pigeon Impossible Script!!!
News Reporter: Hello and welcome to World Wide News! Today we are interviewing victims of the Nuke Hello miss who are you?
???: I am Devyn but you can just call me Ddstar1214
News reporter: Ooooooooki so Ddstar1214 *stops for breath* who do you think was the mastermind behind this?
Ddstar1214: I saw this pigeon jump into a briefcase then the briefcase started shooting lasers at ME!!!
News reporter: So what are you trying to say here?
Ddstar1214: I AM SAYING THE PIGEON IS THE MASTERMIND U DUMMY!!!!!!! *SLAPS THE NEWS REPORTER IN THE FACE!!!*
News reporter: *OWWWCHHH!!* Y u slap me for?
Ddstar1214: BECAUSE UR SUCH AN I D I O T!!
News reporter: *mutters to himself* you are the one who is stupid pigeons won’t harm anyone!
*Ddstar1214 runs off screaming “THE BRIEFCASE IS BACK!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKK!!!!!!!”
News reporter turns around and sees a briefcase shooting lasers at everyone News reporter: That’s just phony Imma off to find another person!! *he skips along as he finds another person screaming News reporter: HELLOOO, HEELLOO!!!! Screaming person stops and turns around News reporter: Hello there I am…
???: I KNOW WHO U ARE I AM JADE!!!!! JUST SAVE MEE!!!
News reporter: From what and anyways I am just a News reporter nothing else.
Jade: *eagle sound* CAWWWW!!!!
News reporter: BBBBAAAAIIII!!! These people are krazy krazy oh look over there she looks sensible!
???:*she turns around* I’M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MAN!!!!
News reporter: *SCREAMS* and sprints away saying WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT???!!!! She has been affected by the Nuke!!! Sees a pidgeotto hop into a briefcase looks at the news reporter and presses rocket botton the news reporter says: I AM QUITTING THE JOB!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
???: I WILL REPLACE YOU!!!!!! HELLO I AM BANANA!!!! YOUR NEW NEWS REPORTER TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE!!!
A kitty watching world wide news says: meow meow meow! (means …. The world is about to end!!!)
BANANA: THE BANANA TRIBE WINS AGAINST THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE AGAIN!!!!!! BANANAS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANANA: *throws a Eden at the camera*
Camera Persons: BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP SORRY WE ARE TRYING TO TRAIN THE NEW NEWS REPORTER COME BACK IN 21 YEARS!!!! BYE!
Aleena: NO DOWNT GO YET HEWO I IS AWEENA I WOVE BES STAWW
BANANA: NO I AM THE STAR GET OFF THE SET!!!
Aleena: NO I IS STAWWWWWWWWW *pushes BANANA*
Aleena: HEWO I IZ STAWWW TODAY WE IZ IN PA POOPING SAMMIE LAMMY!!! TEWL US ABOUT PAPOSION BWAAAAAADEN!!!!
Braaaaaaaaaaaden: PAPOSION LIKE ME!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOO
Braaaaaaaaaaaden’s mum:Braaaaaaaden! Oh not again Braaaaaaden I got sweets!!
Braaaaaaaaaaden: Oh I wantz a sweetz BRBYB!!!!
Aleena: BWAAAADEN U NOWT SOPESED TWO SAY DAT!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: Ohw ok BRBYMF!!!
Aleena: NO DOWNT SMAS CAMEWA!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: BAIW!!!! *screams at camera camera breaks from the noise*
R.I.P Camera and Camera Man… You lived a good life.
???: I am Devyn but you can just call me Ddstar1214
News reporter: Ooooooooki so Ddstar1214 *stops for breath* who do you think was the mastermind behind this?
Ddstar1214: I saw this pigeon jump into a briefcase then the briefcase started shooting lasers at ME!!!
News reporter: So what are you trying to say here?
Ddstar1214: I AM SAYING THE PIGEON IS THE MASTERMIND U DUMMY!!!!!!! *SLAPS THE NEWS REPORTER IN THE FACE!!!*
News reporter: *OWWWCHHH!!* Y u slap me for?
Ddstar1214: BECAUSE UR SUCH AN I D I O T!!
News reporter: *mutters to himself* you are the one who is stupid pigeons won’t harm anyone!
*Ddstar1214 runs off screaming “THE BRIEFCASE IS BACK!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKK!!!!!!!”
News reporter turns around and sees a briefcase shooting lasers at everyone News reporter: That’s just phony Imma off to find another person!! *he skips along as he finds another person screaming News reporter: HELLOOO, HEELLOO!!!! Screaming person stops and turns around News reporter: Hello there I am…
???: I KNOW WHO U ARE I AM JADE!!!!! JUST SAVE MEE!!!
News reporter: From what and anyways I am just a News reporter nothing else.
Jade: *eagle sound* CAWWWW!!!!
News reporter: BBBBAAAAIIII!!! These people are krazy krazy oh look over there she looks sensible!
???:*she turns around* I’M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MAN!!!!
News reporter: *SCREAMS* and sprints away saying WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT???!!!! She has been affected by the Nuke!!! Sees a pidgeotto hop into a briefcase looks at the news reporter and presses rocket botton the news reporter says: I AM QUITTING THE JOB!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
???: I WILL REPLACE YOU!!!!!! HELLO I AM BANANA!!!! YOUR NEW NEWS REPORTER TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE!!!
A kitty watching world wide news says: meow meow meow! (means …. The world is about to end!!!)
BANANA: THE BANANA TRIBE WINS AGAINST THE CREAM PUFF TRIBE AGAIN!!!!!! BANANAS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANANA: *throws a Eden at the camera*
Camera Persons: BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP SORRY WE ARE TRYING TO TRAIN THE NEW NEWS REPORTER COME BACK IN 21 YEARS!!!! BYE!
Aleena: NO DOWNT GO YET HEWO I IS AWEENA I WOVE BES STAWW
BANANA: NO I AM THE STAR GET OFF THE SET!!!
Aleena: NO I IS STAWWWWWWWWW *pushes BANANA*
Aleena: HEWO I IZ STAWWW TODAY WE IZ IN PA POOPING SAMMIE LAMMY!!! TEWL US ABOUT PAPOSION BWAAAAAADEN!!!!
Braaaaaaaaaaaden: PAPOSION LIKE ME!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOO
Braaaaaaaaaaaden’s mum:Braaaaaaaden! Oh not again Braaaaaaden I got sweets!!
Braaaaaaaaaaden: Oh I wantz a sweetz BRBYB!!!!
Aleena: BWAAAADEN U NOWT SOPESED TWO SAY DAT!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: Ohw ok BRBYMF!!!
Aleena: NO DOWNT SMAS CAMEWA!!!
Braaaaaaaaden: BAIW!!!! *screams at camera camera breaks from the noise*
R.I.P Camera and Camera Man… You lived a good life.
Tuesday, 21 March 2017
My camp experience 2017!
We were waiting in this line for SO long Kayd and I have been waiting for life jackets ever since a few minutes ago so we could go KAYAKING! Thee Best activity in Green Pastures Camp Whanganui!
we waited in line while people pushed in like Tyler... He's the only person I want to name right now (@0@) while we waited in line the people that came out of the kayaks from their rotation got out and gave their life jackets to the peoples that pushed in. (OH COME ONNN!!!!!!!!) I kept shouting "WE HAVE BEEN WAITING IN LINE LONGER WHAT!!!!???? WHY DO YOU GIVE THE LIFE JACKETS TO THEM!!!!" They just replied "Oh... Because I promised to give the life jackets to them first..." or "Then why are they in front of you and Kayd first ehhh!!????" I WAS RAGING AFTER THAT I TELL YOU, RAGING!
(=_=) but after that we both claimed the same kayak and ores then Tyler came along and took our kayak I asked "Why are you taking that standing up kayak? You don't need it because you are not going with someone else and I AM going with Kayd!" Tyler said "Too Bad Because I am taking this one and I am not changing my choice I WAS... RAGINGGGGGGG!! He seemed SO happy about himself what's happened oh what I don't know maybe because he's such a MORON! I know you might be thinking "oh but Chloe you can get another one but there WERE no other ones except for the single ones and not only that but Tyler also HAS been mean to me in the start of the year making fun of us
we waited as a few more people got double kayaks I was SO annoyed by how Hoffman pushed in just as we reserved this double kayak I watched in pain as she took off with our kayak we waited for a few more minutes for one to arrive and then finally we gotten what we both deserved... A double kayak we had a fun and beautiful time taking turns swivelling between places I felt really really happy that we gotten to kayak together after what seemed like a few minutes Mr R and the other 5 teachers called us back it was a SUPER hard time getting back without crashing into little islands or grass but at least we gotten back to the bank! You wonder right now why is the kayaks activity my favourite? um duh because it was fun!
we waited in line while people pushed in like Tyler... He's the only person I want to name right now (@0@) while we waited in line the people that came out of the kayaks from their rotation got out and gave their life jackets to the peoples that pushed in. (OH COME ONNN!!!!!!!!) I kept shouting "WE HAVE BEEN WAITING IN LINE LONGER WHAT!!!!???? WHY DO YOU GIVE THE LIFE JACKETS TO THEM!!!!" They just replied "Oh... Because I promised to give the life jackets to them first..." or "Then why are they in front of you and Kayd first ehhh!!????" I WAS RAGING AFTER THAT I TELL YOU, RAGING!
(=_=) but after that we both claimed the same kayak and ores then Tyler came along and took our kayak I asked "Why are you taking that standing up kayak? You don't need it because you are not going with someone else and I AM going with Kayd!" Tyler said "Too Bad Because I am taking this one and I am not changing my choice I WAS... RAGINGGGGGGG!! He seemed SO happy about himself what's happened oh what I don't know maybe because he's such a MORON! I know you might be thinking "oh but Chloe you can get another one but there WERE no other ones except for the single ones and not only that but Tyler also HAS been mean to me in the start of the year making fun of us
we waited as a few more people got double kayaks I was SO annoyed by how Hoffman pushed in just as we reserved this double kayak I watched in pain as she took off with our kayak we waited for a few more minutes for one to arrive and then finally we gotten what we both deserved... A double kayak we had a fun and beautiful time taking turns swivelling between places I felt really really happy that we gotten to kayak together after what seemed like a few minutes Mr R and the other 5 teachers called us back it was a SUPER hard time getting back without crashing into little islands or grass but at least we gotten back to the bank! You wonder right now why is the kayaks activity my favourite? um duh because it was fun!
Thursday, 23 February 2017
My first blog post 2017!!!
Hi My Name Is Chloe Lim and i’m going to tell you about the BEST time in my holidays which is DOUBLE DIGITS DAY! On Monday the 30th 2017 My BFF turned terrific ten! We were going to visit FLIP CITY but for some WEEEEEEIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEDDDD reason Flip City was closed :O I know right? SO WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDD so then we had to got to the lido instead.
I was so worried because Eden and my other BFFS wanted to ride on the outdoor pools I’ve heard stories of the super bowl and speed slide they sounded TERRIFYING!!! Well that was from Manee’s point of view who would believe her?? Well I am relieved because Eden and the others wanted to swim in the warm pools… FIRST OMG we get to go on the indoor HYDROSLIDES! Becca wanted to go on there with me first, Eden buddied up with Georgia Becca and I raced up the stairs with me then she stopped and raced down the steps again cause she wanted to talk with Eedee I didn't realize she left I really am soooooo stupid sometimes, I waited patiently for Becca, then she was there Becca explained what happened I still didn't know what happened ( Well let's just say I didn’t listen. ☺️) Becca launched herself into the hydroslide I was really unsure if I should if I should go down or not then decided don’t be a chicken and I launched myself down as well. As I exited the hydroslide Becca told me off for going down by myself, [did she think i was scared? Wow she is overreacting a bit ;D] we went down the indoor hydroslide for a few more turns then ran outside,
inside my head i was screaming “NO DON’T GO OUT!!!!!!!!” then as i stepped outside the cold, different temperature wind rushed into the face and shivered down my spine making my body cold with the fresh outside air, i shivered as i sat down by Eden’s mum, Dad and becca’s mum eden and my other friends ran over to get a tube for the super bowl Eden’s mum asked me “Why aren’t you going with you’re friends Chloe?” i told her “since it's such a cold day i might catch a cold because of my asthma.” then i was like i wonder what it’s like on the super bowl? And my curiosity led me to the super bowl as a soon as i arrived i saw Rebecca and eden exit the super bowl saying she screamed like 20 times. I asked Becca if could go down once with her she was like ya but you should ride in the front we waited for the lifeguard to tell us we can go but all she did was nod her head and we.. got stuck in the entrance of the slide we both giggled like KRAZY but the tube still didn’t budge ( AWKWARD!) then Becca tried once more and woosh down we go i screamed from the wind pushing against my face as we dropped down, down, down and more down until we landed in a Giant green and white bowl we went round and round like if we were in a merry-Go-Round then we slowed down to the entrance the end then we gotten ourselves stuck again AWKWARD :D then suddenly we dropped felt like I broke into one million pieces, suddenly water splashed onto my face
I LOVED IT! I told my friends i’ll just go on one more time but… I ended up going on that ride for most of the day, we went back inside for a warm up and came out again having cake and opening up presents time, I got Eden a Pokémon poster that I made by myself, a black velvet secret storage box and some Pokémon cards. She loved them we had a few minutes left before I had to leave we had a Ditto cake with lollies, pizza and chips. After that we went back inside for another warm up. Too late mum was here! She sent me back home and that is the end of my story.
I was so worried because Eden and my other BFFS wanted to ride on the outdoor pools I’ve heard stories of the super bowl and speed slide they sounded TERRIFYING!!! Well that was from Manee’s point of view who would believe her?? Well I am relieved because Eden and the others wanted to swim in the warm pools… FIRST OMG we get to go on the indoor HYDROSLIDES! Becca wanted to go on there with me first, Eden buddied up with Georgia Becca and I raced up the stairs with me then she stopped and raced down the steps again cause she wanted to talk with Eedee I didn't realize she left I really am soooooo stupid sometimes, I waited patiently for Becca, then she was there Becca explained what happened I still didn't know what happened ( Well let's just say I didn’t listen. ☺️) Becca launched herself into the hydroslide I was really unsure if I should if I should go down or not then decided don’t be a chicken and I launched myself down as well. As I exited the hydroslide Becca told me off for going down by myself, [did she think i was scared? Wow she is overreacting a bit ;D] we went down the indoor hydroslide for a few more turns then ran outside,
inside my head i was screaming “NO DON’T GO OUT!!!!!!!!” then as i stepped outside the cold, different temperature wind rushed into the face and shivered down my spine making my body cold with the fresh outside air, i shivered as i sat down by Eden’s mum, Dad and becca’s mum eden and my other friends ran over to get a tube for the super bowl Eden’s mum asked me “Why aren’t you going with you’re friends Chloe?” i told her “since it's such a cold day i might catch a cold because of my asthma.” then i was like i wonder what it’s like on the super bowl? And my curiosity led me to the super bowl as a soon as i arrived i saw Rebecca and eden exit the super bowl saying she screamed like 20 times. I asked Becca if could go down once with her she was like ya but you should ride in the front we waited for the lifeguard to tell us we can go but all she did was nod her head and we.. got stuck in the entrance of the slide we both giggled like KRAZY but the tube still didn’t budge ( AWKWARD!) then Becca tried once more and woosh down we go i screamed from the wind pushing against my face as we dropped down, down, down and more down until we landed in a Giant green and white bowl we went round and round like if we were in a merry-Go-Round then we slowed down to the entrance the end then we gotten ourselves stuck again AWKWARD :D then suddenly we dropped felt like I broke into one million pieces, suddenly water splashed onto my face
I LOVED IT! I told my friends i’ll just go on one more time but… I ended up going on that ride for most of the day, we went back inside for a warm up and came out again having cake and opening up presents time, I got Eden a Pokémon poster that I made by myself, a black velvet secret storage box and some Pokémon cards. She loved them we had a few minutes left before I had to leave we had a Ditto cake with lollies, pizza and chips. After that we went back inside for another warm up. Too late mum was here! She sent me back home and that is the end of my story.
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